A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =
The most "hungry + sad" moment . . . When you're sitting in the examination hall, feeling hungry & then the invigilator is served hot "tea with samosas".
Height of coolness: 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands.... 1st guy:which paper was it? 2nd guy:I think maths...... 1st guysurprisingly) you read the question paper? 2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>