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Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!32)
Whenever i missU i vl read ur sms Whenever I want to see U , Ijst close my eyes Whenever I want to hear ur voice I throw stones at DOGs.33)
Do u remember ur childhood? When u wen 2 a doll shop, stood infront of a doll n askd uncle! How much is that monkey doll shpkper replied that is a mirror my child -)34)
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!35)
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:welcome 2 da jungle network,da monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree.plz try later..36)
U r 70% sweet. U r 85% smart. U r 75% lover. U r 90% lucky. U r 100% good. So totally (70+85+75+90+100)=420. It means u r 420. I like 42037)
Ive been arrested 4 being the ugliest person,Can u come here n show them its a mistake?38)
Tipz To Beat Summer 1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water 2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside 3-Eat Vgetables But Most Important 4-Msg Me Daily Bcz Im so COOL.39)
If some1 asks me wat is humanity, I wud sit next to u, Pull you close to me Put my arms around u and say proudly LOVING ANIMALS Thats humanity)40)
Sweet Insults- I Luv you! But ive got bad taste Dats a cute shirt.Wat did u do wit d rest of d table cloth. I wud lik 2 help u out-which way did u cme in?41)
Ive been arrested 4 being the ugliest person, Can u come here n show them its a mistake?42)
Love + Ship = Titanic. Dinosaur + Forest = Jurassic Park Arnold+ Gun = Terminator You + Your Smile = The mummy Returns..43)
Best SmS of 1947 . . . Was there any mobile at that time? Please Use your brain atleast once in your life time!44)
From Moon to Sun, From Jan to Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. for me, you have always been a headache45)
Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his Girlfriend. girl:What the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: you wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST...