Man says to his wife : Let me

Helim Hasan Akash

Man says to his wife : Let me take apicture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
Man says to his wife : Let me take apicture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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baat aisi ho ke jajbat kam na ho, khyalat aise ho ke kabhi gam na ho,
dil ke kone me itni jagah rakhna ke khali khali sa lage jb hm na ho.
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बीवी मंदिर गयी और मन्नत का धागा बाँधने के लिए हाथ उठाये…

फिर कुछ सोच कर मन्नत का धागा बांधे बिना ही हाथ नीचे कर लिये।

पति: ये क्या ? मन्नत नही मॉंगी ?

पत्नी: माँगने ही लगी थी कि ईश्वर आपकी तमाम मुश्किलें दूर कर दे….

फिर सोचा कहीं मैं ही न निपट जाऊँ!
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