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46) Dharam: Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachna. Basanti: So now u gonna tell me what to do nd wat not to do.Urself using abusive language,wearing out of fashion clothes,clinging to old rusty chains nd doing nothing.Who d hell r u to order me? Gabbar play d DJ...!!!

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47) Hum dua karte hain khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek hi to cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paar, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye...!!

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48) Majnu ko laila ka msg nahi aaya, majnu ne 3 din khana nahi khaya. Majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar me, laila baithi hai msg free hone ke intejaar me...!!!

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49) Bazuo me dum rakhta hun, dil me gum rakhta hun, pata hai sms ayega tera, isliye DISPRIN hamesha sang rakhta hun. . .

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50) Mat karo hasinao se pyaq,wo ankho se waar karth hain.Maine teri wali ki ankho me dekha hai, wo tujhse hi nahi mujhse bhi pyar karti hai....!!

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51) Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat ke, hum kutto ke yaar ho gaye. Wo humare na ho sake, par hum kutto ke sardaar ho gaye

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52) Do u know why god made spaces between our fingers? Ans:So dat sumday,sumbdy can cum,hold ur hand,n say, "LE BIDI PI"

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53) Bas nazro se dekh liya hota, Bas nazro se dekh liya hota agar tamanna thi hume daraane ki, hum yu hi dar jaate,kya jaroorat thi muskurane ki?

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54) WIFE : kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pahen lete ho? HUSBANd : Doctor ne kaha hai jab SHIR- DARD aaye to Chasma pahen lena

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55) Patni- Jante ho maine 20 somwar ke upwas kiye tab jakar tumhein paya hai. Pati- Ye sab nahi karti to kya hota. Patni- Tumse bhi koi gaya guzara milta

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56) WIFE:SUNA HAY KAY JANNAT MEIN HUSBAND KAY SATH WIFE Ko NAHEEN REHNAY DETE HUSBAND:THEEK SUNA HAI.WIFE:AISA KYOUN?HUSBAND:ARAY PAGLI ISI LIAY TU USAY JANNAT KEHTE HEIN.

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57) Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai Man:wo kaise?Sardar:SomWar, MangalWar, BudhWar..!

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58) Shadi me sardar bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.Dusre ne pucha kab tak khaoge?SardaR Main to khud kha kha k thak gayaa hu pr card me likha tha Dinne7 to 10pm

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59) Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary. Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi...!

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60) Sardar:Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana? SalesManLAIN Me Dikhau?Sardar:Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na