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31) HAR MANDIR HAR DEEWAR PAR AAPKA NAAM HAI, HAR GURU DWARE AUR MASJID PE AAPKA NAAM HAI, UPAR LIKHA CHAPPAL CHOR AUR NEECHE 50 KA ENAM HAI.

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32) THANDI THANDI HAWA CHALI , MOUSAM HUA SUHANA WAH WAH, THANDI THANDI HAWA CHALI, MOUSAM HUA SUHANA, BANDAR BHI SMS PADH RAHA EDUCATED HUA ZAMANA.

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33) KYA AANKHE KYA CHEHRA TUMNE PAYA HAI, KYA AANKHE KYA CHEHRA TUMNE PAYA HAI, AISA LAGTA HAI, KELE KE PEDH SE LANGUR UTAR KAR AAYA HAI

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34) EK KUTTA SUBAH SE SHAM TAK BHOKTA RAHA , BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW , HAAN BILKUL AISE HI BHOKTA THA AAPKI TARAH

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35) Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai tum ho, Hawa koi lahraye to lagta hai tum ho, ab tum hi batao , Kya tum kisi "BHOOT" se kam ho.

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36) Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..

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37) Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

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38) Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

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39) Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota? Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...

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40) Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai)

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41) Boy: Suno jara. Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte, khaane k baad Ladki: Ab bolo Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!

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42) Khubsurat Phoolon me, Haseen Wadiyon me, Dilkash Baghon me, Aap jaisa . . . . . . . . Ek Keeda Zaroor hota hai

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43) Lohe Ko Loha Katta H Hire Ko Hira Katta H Zeher Ko Zeher Katta H Aisehi Tumhe 1 Din Kutta Katega

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44) jab tum hasti ho to lagta he ki insaan pahle bandar hoga ,dekho gussa mat hona kyoki jab tum gussa hoti ho to lagta he ki insaan aaj bhi bandar he...

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45) Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon... . . . . . Boyfrnd: Are!!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya...???

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