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361) Ekta kaaj -er pore meyera bole : Ki bibhotso boro chilo na? Prathame ki bhoy karchilo na? Issh! Jodi aro time petam Samnerbar aro bhalo kore debo ! Kee kaaj balo to ? : : Exam -er katha bolchi , Tumi kee bhebechili ?

362) Mofiz:Boloto Meyeder Short poshakh dekhle cheleder kon jinish ta khara hoye jai. Tuni:Cheleder shorirer lom khara hoye jai. Mofiz:Meyeder short poshak dekhle cheleder ki gorom hoye jai. Tuni:Keno tumi ki janona Matha gorom hoye jai.

363) Prothome chaste hobe.Tar pore opure bose bose 20 theke 30 minite icche moto dui hat diye tel mekhe lal korte hobe.Tar pore matha ta kete Harir vitore dhukiye dile Tal er Rosh fotay fotay porbe.

364) Chocco kore angul ta vitore dhuke gelo ber korar pore dui angul ek korar pore dekhi iss ki pichla oww ki dur gondho ki janen pocha dim vanga. . . .

365) Iss ki voinkor gorom.oaww ki chamotkar enjoy korlam.room er vitore giye ber kore.hatlam R chatlam.dukailam R berkorlam.ki moja pelam misty icecream kheye.

366) Prothome kase giye nere dekhlam.Tar pore khule prothome dhukate chesta korlam dhuklona.Ditio bar ultiye dhukalam dhuklona.Tritiyo bar onno akta chabi dhukalam hochot kore khule gelo room er Talata.

367) Kon kaj korar somoy sobche besi voy jene nao.jakhon ghore dhule ondhokare tik tak tuk tak nara chara kore takhon.jakhon opure othe kichu sporso korar chesta kore takhon.jakhon khule dhukan dhore takhon jodi birale Meuuu kore tar voyeo ber kore.vabe kiser awaz elo.tar pore abar dhukay mall ber kore jakhon niye jai takhon chore khusite khusite chole jay.ki dhukalo R ki ber korlo Tala theke chabi ber korlo.

368) Rimi Cha Khabe Dudh Nai Tai Se Ghore Gelo Jama Khullo Tarpor Pant Khullo___ Kapor Change Kore Bazare Gelo Dudh Kinte...ha,ha,ha,ha..!!

369) Jokhun Tumar Lichu Lichu, Tokhun Vabo Koto Kichu. Jokhun Tumar Aam Aam, Tokhun Tumar Koto Dam. Jokhun Tumar Dab Dab, Tokhun Tumar Koto Vab. Jokhun Tumar Jhuila Geche, Tokhun Tumai Shobai Vuila Geche..!!

370) Sir:Boloto Pinkey first time e ki dhukaile meyera chitker kore kade.Pinkey:What?Sirinkey vebe dekho paro kina.Pinkey:Sir ai catagory question kora Class e thik na.Sir:Tumi bujba kivabe tomar to biye hoyni J Nakful dhukaile chitker korba.Pinkey:Sorry

371) Boy:cholo govir jongole hariye jai,Girl:ulta palta kicu korbena to?Boy:Kosom kore bolci kicu korbona.Girl:Tahole r giye lav ki?

372) Q: kokhon apni bujhben je apni boro hoe gechen? Ans: jokhon apni nijer pant nije kachte jaben.

373) Dusto:Boloto Pinkey Emon akta sokto jinish tomar vitore dhukale tumi bethay oh uh ish kore chitker kore kadbe. Pinkeyore bolbo. Dusto:keno? Pinkey:Ok bolsy. Dusto:Bolo? Pinkey:kata dhukale. Dusto:Right. . . . ?

374) Boltuinkey tomar akti nak ache duti thoth ache duti chokh ache duti kan ache duti pa ache duti hat ache & R duti jinish ache bolte paro ki? Pinkey:Na. Boltu:Hatle Nore Chore. Pinkey:Chokher duti pata. Boltu:Right? Apnara vebesilen ki bolben?

375) Boy:Madum apnar kapur tulun. Girl:keno? Boy:Tester dhukabo. Girl:Mane? Boy:Apnake bolsi apnar Vidduit er Miter er opurer kapor tulte. Girl: Ok Tulsy. Boy:Apni vebesilen ki? Girl: Aitaie. Boy:Thank you?