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Girl: Tumi amay kotota valobaso? Boy: Sahajahaner moto. Girl: Tobe tajmahal banaccho na keno? Boy:"JOMI" kena hoye geche akhon sudhu tomar "MORAR OPEKKHA"2)
Ak ta log khub dukkhe chilo! Tar ek bondhu take jiggasa korlo tention a cho dekhchi, logta- akta bondhu ke plastic surgaryr jonno 2lakhs taka diyechilam sala take akhon ar chintei parchi na.3)
Karim:Boloto kara ahammok & hadaram? Rahim:Kara ? Karim: Jara funsky.tk site e regular ashe na tara ! Rahim: R jara wapmaster kinto funsky.tk k partner banai na tarai toh ! Karim: hm !4)
Shikkok classe satroder bangla beyakoron poracchilen, tini paach prokar pod bekhkha korar por satroder moddhe ak jonke jiggasha korlen, Sir; bol to, "korim gas theke pore gelo" akhane pore jawa kun pod? Satro; sir bipod !!5)
Premik; tumar jonno aaj, gotokal, agamikal abong joto din tumi beche thakbe totodin akta ridoy shudu tumar jonno kompito hobe. Premika;(abeg vora konthe) kar ridoy? Premik; tumar nijer ridoy !!6)
RAVAN: Cigaret Aache? HANUMAN: Na nei.! RAM: Kintu 1packet j chilo? HANUMAN: Chup Korun Probhu. O salar 10ta Matha. 0k Dite Gale Puro Packet tai Furiye Jabe.7)
Ekdin dadu balcony te bose dudh khachilo,bouma kapor melte elo,ekta blouse ure dudher cup e porlo. Dadu;bouma blouse sorao dudh khabo.8)
Tinu:tui janis kthay sb teke besi CONDOM use hoy? Minu: Jani na tui bol. Tinu: Sorge. Minu: Ki kre janli? Tinu: Sei aadikaal thke jene aschi 33Koti debota,akhono 1ta o bareni.9)
1din 1ta vir bus a 1ta chele 1ta sexy meyer buke fu dichilo. Girl: "fu dichen keno? cheleti bollo "ma boleche dudh uthle utle fu dite hoy tai"10)
1day husbnd & wife were fighting 4 their son. Husband- eta amar chele! Wife- acchaa! Gamla amar, dudh amar, r du fota lebur rosh felecho bole chana tomar!??11)
Keyamater din Allah shobaike nij nij gunah likhte bollo .shobai likhche.emon shomoy 1ta loker kotha shona gelo.lokti bolche,"extra page please."12)
lover Boy: darling amar kaane te kichu halka,Kichu narom,kichu misti bolo! Premika:ROSOGOLLA13)
((~_~)) Tor bou amer kace.oke mukto korate chaile akhon e ai numbere 100 taka patha.14)
1din class e sobaike tar nij nij premik/premikar name likhte bola holo.15)
Meye:Ammu Amr number a K jeno I LoveU Msg patease.MA:Eisob msg RCV korte nei,Je pateacetar number I Love U 2 bole ferot patiyedaw.