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2mi amar jan 2mi amar pran 2mi amar jibon 2mi amar pritibir sob kicu.. 2make chara ami baccbo na agulo amr nana nani ke bolto.2)
Ei SMS ta detect korte paare : Tumi Purush/Male ki naa Answer -er Janya neeche dekho . . . . . . . Bewakoof ekhane noy, Nijer neeche dekho !3)
2mi amar jan 2mi amar pran 2mi amar jibon 2mi amar pritibir sob kicu.. 2make chara ami baccbo na agulo amr nana nani k bolto.4)
"Alu- 1.kg matro 25.tk "dalli- 1.kg matro 120.tk "oil- 1.kg matro 135.tk "morich- 1.kg matro 200.tk "mach er ja dam! But 1ta miss call only 00.00.tk tobuo 1 ta miss paina "Desh ta ki kiptai bore gase naki.."5)
Ai sms porte ache jar mon, ke boley "VERA" take, "GADHA" Sei jon.6)
*Alu,potol, torkary-meyader mon sorkari. *Aam,jam,kathal Kichu meara bachal. <1mot hole like deo>7)
Ei sms porle tume amar bow..delete korle girl frined..edit korle pemika save korle piotoma..forwa korle salika akhn tomi ki korbe?__ai nambare janao8)
Nare...Barite ekhono bolini..age ami bujtam na..ami or bepare eto vabi..eto care kori oke..aste aste kirom nijer ajante oke eto valobese fellam..sob theke beshi surprise hoi ei dekhe j sobai ki boka...koto mon die ei msg ta porche jeno amar kono secrt msg vul kore send hoe geche PAGLA MENTOS KHA...! gdmrng9)
tumi amar sokal belar dustu kalo kaak,tumi amar ondhokarer khaakshiyaler daak, tumi amar dur gagoner urte thaka chil, rate dekha pechar sathe tomar onek mil.....10)
Ka Ki Ku Ku Ki Ka Ki Ka ku Ka Ki Ki Ku Ka Ki Ku...... Congrtultion!! U hv nicely learnt monkeyS language.collect ur crtificte frm ZOO...11)
Sara rat gum nai shudu tumar kotha chinta kore. Tumi kokon ashbe ar tumar shathe dheka korbo. Tumak dekar jonno mon sotfot kortese. Kokon tumi asia amar mobile churi kore nia jaiba..12)
Amar bashay tumar Dawat. Tumar jonno ja ranna kora hobe ta holo :- 1: Tela pokar chor-chori. 2: Tiktikir jhul. 3: Edur er kabab 4: Mosa bhaji 5: Machi fry 6: Chika sup 7: Biraler mangso bhuna 8: Benger rost 9: Pocha alour vorta 10: Makorsha sutki. Aro onek kichu. Asbe kintu,na asle postabe.13)
SOB SOMAY MONE RAKHBE....CREAM BISCUIT E CREAM THAKE,KINTU TIGER BISCUIT E TIGER THAKE NA.14)
AMI EXAM VALOBASI,IF U AGREE ...TAHOLE NICHER BLANK E TOMAR NAM LIKHO R SOBAI K PATHO- ___,CHANAKYA,BIRBAL, KALIDAS,VIDYA SAGAR.15)
Osovvo,sutoluk,Etor, Harami,Bekkol, Fazil , Chapabaz, Soytan ,Mittuk...Allah tumake ai sob luker hat theke rokka korun.Amin ...