Bollywood Jokes Sms

1) gabbar-hag basanti hag. Viru-nahi basant nahi,In kutto k samne mat hagna,Inke pass pani nahi hai,Ye tujhse hagwayenge aur mujhse teri GAND chatwayenge.

2) Osama to Big B: How are you?? Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you? Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum

3) Ek Ladki Raat Mein Akeli Aur Do Ladke Uske Saath, Kya Hua Hoga

4) An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home

5) Harbhajan n Mallika wer havin sex Harbhajan kept his Pen is on her thighs. Mallika: Arre!wat r u doin? Bhajjiarr mat mein yahan se spin karunga

6) Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai? jab sidhu laughter challenge main hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai bas kar mere BAAP!!!

7) Gabbar-hag basanti hag. Viru-nahi basant nahi,In kutto k samne mat hagna,Inke pass pani nahi hai,Ye tujhse hagwayenge aur mujhse teri GAND chatwayenge

8) What will you say if you see a naked girl walking at Lokhandwala Complex? CHOOT OUT AT LOKHANDWALA.

9) If Mallika will play the role of draupadi,then Duryodhan will say"Dusashan,pehna do hamari bhabhi ko saree,hum bhi toh dekhe yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai

10) Namon Bhai:Munnabhai Pata:36ChinaTown Thikana:ChandniBar Guru:Blufmaster Dushman:Sarkar Khun:Ab tak 56 SMS BHEJ WARNA 57 ho jaiega

11) MunnaBhai:Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Circuit:Common sense Bhai!Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hain na

12) A scientist cannot b a president,butkalam did it. A conductor cannot b a superstar,butRajni did it. A monkey cannot operate mobile, but u

13) Are O SAMBHA Mere Kitne SMS mile Srdar Bahut se or tumne Kitne Bheje 1Bhi nhi Dhikkar hai Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Le ab ek aur kha..

14) men at a cinema: 1st see House full at the ticket counter & said:Maa di fudi band hogi? 2nd shouted: Oye Aaja Aaja !Bhen di fudi black chmildi payi ha?

15) Mallika Says To Imran Hashmi hahe Dunia Jitni Bhi Kare Hamare Pyar Ki Birodh Hamare Pyar Ki Raksha Karegi Super Deluxe Nirodh