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Zindagi Pighalkar Prakash Ban Gayi….. Aur Sacchaai Mera Roop Hai ! Tan Rahe Na Rahe , Mai Rahoonga!47)
Aur aaj, is baat ka bhi yakeen ho gaya, ki humari filmon ki tarah humari zindagi mein bhi end mein sab theek ho jaata hai. Happys Endings. Aur agar, aur agar theek na ho to woh the end nahin hai dosto, picture abhi baaki hai.48)
Itni shidaat se main tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai, hi har zaare ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai49)
Abhishek on Suhagrat: teri ankho mein doop jau. Teri zulfo mei kho jaau tere jhumke pe jhool jaau. Aish: neeche b utrega ki salman ko bulau.50)
Subh ki pahli pahli kiran pyara sa pyam le kar aayi hai. Utho nahalo pata nahi raat me sapno me. .... Malika ya Bipasha aayi ho51)
Salman: aaj mere bap k pas 14 car hai, 18 bikes hai, 4 banglow hai. 3 farm house hai tumare pas kya he? Amitabh: mere bete k pas tera maal hai!52)
Teacher-aap apne bachche ko koun banega carorpati mat dekhne diya karo....! Father-Kyun Teacher-baap ka naam puchne par bolta hai 4 option dijiye53)
What did Big B tell his son today morning after Suhagraat. Beta abhi SHAKE karne k din gaye. AISH karne k din aaye. Khush raho puttar.54)
Aadmi bade mood mein waiter se: waiter, ek sexy si chai lao. Waiter: dekhye humare yahan bhains ka doodh aata hai koi Dipasha Basu ka nahi.... Samjhe!55)
Munna bhai:yaar circuit yeh barish girne k baad bijli Q girti hai. Circuit: bole to simple bhi, god tourch mar k dekhta hai kahin sukha to nahi.56)
Himesh ka kutta ghar se bhag gya. Dusre kutto ne use pucha yar tune wo ghar kyu choda usne kaha yar rat ko gane ki practis wo krta tha. Subhah log mujhe marte the.57)
doctors film banayege to tital ho ga.... 1. Kabhi khansi kabhi zukaam. 2.Kaho na Bukhaar hai. 3.T.B no.1 4.Kal mareez ho na ho. 5.Ambulance no. 721158)
Director tn malika suharaat ka scene hai tumhe hero kn glass me dudh pilana hai. Malika said. Agar glass me pilana hi hai to vidya balan ko bula lite.59)
Height of confidence. Malilika sheravat gives hand kerchief to a tailor and asks to stitch three dresses. Tailor replies what to do with remaining cloth!60)
Aap k liye film mein baat ki hai. Chota sa role hai. Vilon aap ko khandar me nachate hai. Film ka naam hai.... Khandar mein bandar ka Naach