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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you"ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE. "47)
Children who watch TV every night will go down in history not to mention arithmetic, geography and science!48)
Doctors may be right when they tell us that garlic ensures a long and healthy life. But who wants to live that long and be so lonely?!49)
Honesty may be the best policy but there some people who don´t seem to think they can afford the best!50)
What do i do when i see someone extremely gorgeous,attractive,terrific, cute, fabulous... I stare, i smile and when i get tired.... i put down the mirror!!51)
True love is like a pillow.U could hug it whenever u r in trouble. U could cry on it when u r in pain, u could embrace it when u r happy.... Want true love? Easy! Spend 1 dollar, buy a pillow.52)
Never think of the past,it brings tears Never think of the future,it brings fears live life in the present and drink chilled beers..53)
What is the similarity between Circus and a beautiful girls heart? ANS : both have space for one more clown..54)
It is difficult to understand God, he makes such beautiful things as woman and then he turns them into wifes.55)
He said...Do u love me just coz of my father left me a fortune? She said...No stupid! I'd love u no matter who left u the money!56)
BOSS: Do you believe in life after death? EMPLOYEE: Yes, sir. BOSS: Good, when you took leave for your grandma's funeral, she visited our office!57)
The judge boomed: Defendant, why are you telling me a completely different story from yesterday? DEFENDANT: Because you didn't believe what I said yesterday!58)
Indian earthquake kills 50 000! USA sending food. Australia sending clothes. Britain sending ...... ... Replacements!59)
Life is a paradox isn´t it ? What you want you don´t get. What you get you don´t enjoy. What is permanent is boring!60)
Marriage is like going to a restaurant. You order your choice from the menu and then look at the neighbouring table and wish you had ordered that!