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"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?" ..... ... ..."What, I have lived with him for tenyears and now I should make him happy?"62)
"What do use for washing dishes?" .."Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."63)
We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.64)
I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.65)
"Has there been any insanity in your family?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."66)
A modern artist is one who throwspaint on canvas, wipes it off with acloth and sells the cloth.67)
A newly married girl got 1st class in B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - BRISTI FIRST CLASS IN BED !!68)
Some realties of love: u love someone u marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband and the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id.69)
A girl ask a hujur, can I kiss a boy? Hujur: Astagfirulla! Girl: can I kiss my boyfriend? Hujur: Naojubilla. Girl: can I kiss u? Hujur: Alhamdulillah!!!70)
A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a ... ...stupid blondone? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others71)
Man says to his wife : Let me take apicture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.72)
The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bedI've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.73)
A man was dying of cancer. His sonasked him:dad why do you keepontelling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom74)
Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.75)
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!