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What's the true meaning of STUDY? S-leeping T-alking U-nlimited Sms D-reaming Y-awning77)
"Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?" ... ... "Yes if you're lucky."78)
"Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."good " . You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."79)
It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!80)
But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now Ianswer it whether it rings or not.81)
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay inadvance.82)
Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait someone else is using it."83)
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.84)
My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.85)
"What did one ghost say to another?" .. .."Do you believe in people?"86)
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."87)
If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…88)
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.89)
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gaveyou a shower!!90)
NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie!