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Odvut kichu aabeg.. Ojana kichu onuvuti.. Oshomvob kichu valo laga.. Hoytoba koster voy.. Akakitter nirobota.. Ai niye amader TOILET-E boshe thaka..
Zib0n ta mobile phone,m0nta sim,friendship h0l0 mis call,l0ve h0l0 dial call,biye h0l0 reicive call,sh0ngshar h0l0netw0rk busy,what u say?
wife : akta khota bolbo marba nato? hus: kija bolo na tome? wife: ame pragrant hus: ata to kusir khobor wife:biar aga akbar baba ka bolaselam babto marselo tae
Fokir: sir 10 ta taka den. Sir: ki korba? Fokir: coffee khabo. Sir: 1 ta coffee ....to 5 taka. Fokir: Girl friend o khabe. Sir: fokir hoye girl friend banaiso? Fokir: Girl friend e to fokir banayse, Sir !!! :
over Boy: darling amar kaane te kichu halka,Kichu narom,kichu misti bolo! Premika:ROSOGOLLA
Girl:Ai jama tar dam koto? Seller:Matro 5ta kiss. Girl:R oi jamatar daam? Seler:Matro 10ta kiss. Girl:jama 2ta pack koro.Bil amar kajer bua diya jabe!
Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan, Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan, Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo, Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo, Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki? Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!
Korona only me, please korona, keu Dekhbena, Amn koro kano, Sudhu 1bar koro, khub moja lagbe, Sobaito kore please korona. -1ta SMS-
GIRL>Ah aste lagse to. BOY>r ektukani. GIRL>r parchi na.BOY>akoni duke jabe.GIRL>Uff ki tight.BOY>bhoy nei duke jabe.GIRL>Amar to kosto hosse.BOY>kosto howk duke gele valo lagbe.GIRL>plz ami r parchina.BOY>dur 2mar churi 2mi poro
Dhakay paki kulo aki, Dhako ke sundor "SHOKAL" Vur holo dur kulo gum thakay utto re, Bodna ta hatay neaya bathroome cutore... Good morning. Good bye.
Beshir vag manush raat e kore.. keu keu dine o kore.. tana 30 mins kore.. keu 1 ghonta kore.. keo shararaat kore evabei to manush.. mobile charge kore!!
A plane asked a rocket. "Amra dujonai akashe uri.. kintu tumi kibabhe amarche ato speede cholo.." rocket replied "sudaurir fua bogat agun lagle bujbi..
Sir:Tense koy prokar? Boy:3 prokar sir.past,present, future. Sir:Good! Exmple dao. Boy:kal apnar meye k dekhlam, aj valobasi, agami kal tule niye palabo....
Jibon er dam bare ek matro mrittyur pore... Ki Biswas hochhe na??? Janto Murgi Rs.80/- . Chicken tandoori Rs.180/-
Gabber : Are o sambha tara kara, jara sms ar jawab dai na? Sambha : Sardar tara holo oi log gulo jara missed call kore, balance check kore...