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Shikkok classe satroder bangla beyakoron poracchilen, tini paach prokar pod bekhkha korar por satroder moddhe ak jonke jiggasha korlen, Sir; bol to, "korim gas theke pore gelo" akhane pore jawa kun pod? Satro; sir bipod !

Ak kripon er barite othiti asheche, kriponto chintay porlo onake ki die khawabe, se buddhi kore othiti ke bollo- Kripon; bolun apni ki khaben? Othiti; apni ja khaben ami tai khabo. Kripon; amito ai time e 1 glass jol chara kisui khaina, apnar jonno 1 glass jol ante boli?

class e satroder shate sir kotha bolchen- Sir; mone koro, akhon ai class er moddhe akjon dorbesh dhuklo, tar ak haate takar thole opor haate gian er thole, tumra kun thole ta nebe? Satroder moddhe 1 jon darie bollo- Satro; keno sir, takar thole ta nebo. Sir; ami hole gian er thole ta nitam. Satro; sir, jar jetar ovab tini shetai neben.

1st bondhu; ki re, tui to dekhsi sara din facebook niei achis, ki moja pash? 2nd bondhu; keno, koto puranu bondhu khuje peyesi ta janish? Tader shonge notun kore jugajug holo... 1st bondhu; tai? Ami to r facebook khuli e na, 2nd bondhu; keno? 1st bondhu; shob pawna dar r sotrura amay khuje peyese je !

Sir; æi chele, tumar ashte ato deri holo keno? Satro; dim peresilam sir! Sir; ki amar sathe yarki hocche! Satro; na mane sir, machar opor murgi dim peresilo, sekhan theke dim parte giei deri hoye gelo.

Pipra; tui amar meye hoye kina shomporko rakhish shamanno akta hatir songe? Tui oke vule ja... Piprar meye; na baba, ta ar shomvob noy! Karon, amar pete je hatir baccha...

Vikkhuk; mago, tin din dhore kisui khai nai, duita taka deben? Grihini; tin din dhore khawni dui takay ki hobe? Vikkhuk; mepe dekhtam ojon koto komese!!

Fashir ashami ke golay dori porar aag muhurte jelar proshno korlen- Jelar; tumar sesh icchata ki, bolo? Ashami; amar am khete iccha korche! Jelar; amm? Bajare am ashte to aro dui mash deri! Ashami; thik ase, ami opekkha korte raji asi, amar kono o tara nay!!

Akti bus-e prochur luk uthese, dorjar shamnei tin-char jon darie ase, emon shomoy mutashuta ak bekti bus- e uthte jacche, shamne daranu ak luk take bollo, Luk; æi je bhai dekhtesen bus-e koto vir, tar vetore apne uthte jacchen, namen bus theika, Bekti; ami jodi bus-e na uthi ta hole bus cholbe na! Luk; keno? Apni ki prodhanmontri je ai bus-e apni na uthle bus cholbe na! Bekti; na ami prodhanmontri noi ! Luk; tahole ke apni? Bekti; are bhai ami ai bus er driver!!!

Sikkhok satro ke biporit shobdo dhoracchen- Sir; bol to table er biporit shobdo ki? Satro; chair! Sir; bosho, Satro; utho, Sir; beadob, Satro; adob, Sir; class theke berie ja, Satro; ayta aktu kothin sir!

Sir; bolto, bangladesher razdhanir naam ki? Satro; dhaka! Sir; good, toke keno je sobai buka bole, accha bolto dhakar koyek ti sthaner naam ! Satro; gulistan, pakistan, afganistan, kajakhistan.....

Sintaikari ak kripon ke dhore bollo; pranta diben naki taka ta? Kripon pothocari; apatoto prantai naw, taka ta thakle buru boyeshe kaje lagbe!!!

Premik; tumar baba janlo ki kore je amara kal tar gari nie berate beriechilam? Premika; kal akjonke gari die dhakka die paliesilam mone ase? Premik; he, se ki nalish korese? Premika; na, shetai amar baba silo!!

Sele; ma ma, chuto babu akta puka kheye felese! Maa; se kire? Ki sorbonash! Akhon ki hobe! Sele; tumi cinta koro na ma, puka khawar shonge shonge ami buddhi kore oke kitnashok khaiye diesi!!!

Ak jibone ak chad alo dibe sara rat. Ak jibone ak hasi bondhu tumay balovashi.ak jibone ak asa bondhu tumar valobasha.ak jibone ak chawa bondhu tumay kache pawa.ak jibone ak kota bondhu tumi dio na beta.