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Gabber : Are o sambha tara kara, jara sms ar jawab dai na? Sambha : Sardar tara holo oi log gulo jara missed call kore, balance check kore...

Razzak tar premika ke bollo ami e tumar jibone protom taina?? Premika bollo..bekub er moto kota bolla..spiner der kokono opening mile naki?

Ratanbabu: kal rate amar barite churi hoye geche... O.c.: what? R.b.:cutting the baser bera dhuking d chor, takeing d malpatra out of d door. O.c.: what is baser bera? R.b.: some bambo khara khara some bambo aare aare, tar majhe te perek gatha . Otai holo baser bera.

Prithibibasir khub dukho keno? . . . . . Janis na? . . Dara ami bole dichi . Karon Bhagoban ja karen sab MONGOL er jonno,prithibir jonno to kichui karen na...

Matal-Dada,Rajdhani kotay asbe? Man-6.20 Mtl-Mumbai mail? Mn-7.00 Mtl- Santiniketan exp? Mn-Dhur mosai!Apni jabn kthay bolun to? Mtl:line par hobo!!

Ei je Dadara sunchen, kukurer bachchara, Suorer bachchara, Bandorer bachchara, Gadhar bachchara, Gorur bachchara, Biraler bachchara, Tiktikir bachchara, Seyaler bachchara, Gorar bachchara, Indurer bachchara- . . . . - zodi kamray tobe kon MALOM ta lagaben. . .ami o jani na

ak nobo bibahito couple gese doctorer chembare: akhon wife boltase doctor sab amar husband ke aktu cheak kore.....o na khub durbol.akhon doctor husband ke cheak korar por boltase.....hmmm bujhlam......o asoley durbol....oke bari niye besi besi sobji are dudh khaowaben.akhon wife bole........ami to oke dudh khetey bole kintu o toh sudhu tipe.

Shib: Amar TRISUL ta gelo kotahy? Parboti: Kartik niye geche, Nondir meyetar sathe dinner-e. Shib: Kano? Parbati: Bollo Ma..., Babar Kata Chamoch ta niye gelam chawmin khabo.

Stri; ami more gele tumi ki abar bie korbe? Shami; tumi more gele ami pagol hoye jabo. Janoi to pagole ki na kore.!!

1 bodhroluk arek joner shate kotha bolche- 1st jon; ai je vai, akhon ki dhaka theke kunu train ashbe? 2nd jon; na. 1st jon; tobe ki sylhet theke kunu train ashbe? 2nd jon; na, keno kuthay jaben? 1st jon; na na kuthaw jabo na. Rasta ta par hobo to tai.

1st bondhu;bujhli,kuno mohilar kotha thamate akjon buka luk bolbe doya kore thamun. Kintu je chalak se ata bolbe na. 2nd bondhu; tahole ki bolbe se? 1st bondhu; se bolbe, apnar thut dutu jokhon akshonge lege thake, tokhon apnake shob cheye shundor dekhay.

1st bondhu; bah! Tor gayer rong to besh shundor hoyeche, beton bereche naki? 2nd bondhu; na, tobe chakri bodlese. Age chilam koylar karkhanay, akhon kaj kori moyda, aatar karkhanay.

Khoka babu remix: Biman galo chomke, Public galo thomke, Party galo bomke, Ki dekhe bhai... "Buddho babu jay, lal jama gay, mamata di bara bara uki mere chai..."

Baire theke dorja nock korche- vetor theke; ke? Bahir theke; ami ! Vetor theke; ami ke? Bahir theke; are apni ke, ami ki kore bolbo?

Class e satro der ke sir jiggesh korchen kar jonmo ki bare- Sir; ruby tumar jonmo ki bare? Ruby; robi bare ! Sir; mofiz tumar? Mofiz; mongol bare sir ! Sir; reza tumar ki bare? Reza; sir amar jonmo sukro bare ! Mofiz; na sir o mitthe bolche, sukro bare shob kichu bondho thake, or jonmo holo ki vabe!