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what is difference between call girl,girl friend & wife?==>johny : prepaid,postpaid& lifetime152)
Dus2 Biral Khobor Dilo-Dim Diece Hati"Dim Teke Berie alo RamChagoler Nati"RamChagol Ti Dekte Kar M2?Akon J Sms Porce Tik Tar M2"153)
MOI FUL TUMI KOLI MOI JUN TUMI BELI MOI JAN TUMI JURI TUMI RASTA MOI DHULI MOI VIM KOL TUMI GUTI.... MUR SMS PORHI RAATI NIDIBA BISONAT MUTI154)
Ai tumi jani amake ki dibe? ki dibo? ki dibe jano na ki dibo bolona ki diba bolbo plz plz bolona 2ta kiss dibo.155)
Boy: Ekonkar Juge Dud R Sonar Modde Hat Dewa Jayna. Girl: Ja Osobbo. Boy: Kibabe hat Dibo, Duder Kg 70 Taka R Sonar Vori 60 Hazar Taka...156)
DORJA JANALA LIGHT SOB OFF AMAR 2TI THOT TOMER 2TI THOTE,AMAR 2TI HAT TOMAR KOMORE, TARPOR JORAJORI TOMAR BED A.157)
Gorur lej nore chore. Lej othay_a gobor pore. Jokhon sudu gobor pore. Tomar kotha mone pore. Jotodin porbe gobor. Ami nibo tomar khobor.158)
Duty Meye eksathe gosol kortese.Prothom meye kire torta eto porishkar keno.Last meye keno tui janoch na je pothe besi manush chola chol kore oi poth besi porishkar thake.Prothom meye olala olala amare keo mairalaaaaa.159)
Kichu din age ekta Mohila college er samne diye Market e jaite chilam.Hotath dekhlam koyekta meye boltese amar 3 mash R ekjon bollo amar 5 mash Pasher R ekjon bollo amar 10 mash 10 din.ami sune tusky kheye gelam.Tokhon tader moddha ekjon bole othlo amar 12 masher beton ei baki. . . . ?160)
College e sir bollo tomra k k gosol kore esheso.Meyera:Sir amra sobay gosol kore eshechi.Chelera:Chup kore bose ache.Sir:ki holo tomra.Chelera:Sir amra meyeder moto protidin bichnay hishu korina.Sir:Behush.......?161)
Somaz class e Teacher boloto dhorson kake bole.Boltu to dariye bolte laglo Sir Purush kortik eccay R Nari kortik onicchay je ghorson sristy hoy take dhorson bole.Teacher Sune Purai behush......?162)
Ak chele Girl friend er basay berate geche.Onek Rate Girlfriend er room e dhuke dekhlo friend ghumiye ache.Chele to sujok peye Tepa Tepe suro korese Girlfriend Chokh khule ai obostha dekhe bollo haramjada aste Tepo Mobileta Nosto hoye jabe.163)
Boltu:Sir akta dhada Olpo dile valolagena besi dile Bish shashury bole bou ke valo Moto dis.Sir:Class theke ber hoh beyadob.Boltu:Hi Hi Hi Ha Ha Ha Gadha khailei bujbie.164)
Ekbar class e Madum blause er sathe golap lagiye esheche.kotha proshonge Madum bollo Golap pusthy pay kotha theke.Student Dariye bollo Dudh theke.Madum na pani theke.Student amiki jani Golaper Data eto niche Dhuke geche.165)
Meye:Jan Market e thakle shary Eno.Hotel e thakle birani Eno.Dokane thakle Misty Eno.Chele:Ami toylet e jan bolo tomar jonno ki Anbo.Meye:What???????????