Bangla 18+ Adult Sms

181) Ador korben jevabe::First e chumu din.Er pore joriye dhore bichanay suye nin.Ebar niche hat diye dekhun veja kina veja thakle aste pant ta khule apnar bacchar pant ta change kore nin.

182) Ak Lok doctor Dekhate Gache-Tar Darayna,Doctor Sune Bollo Biye Korcen-Na.Premika Ache-Na.Porokriya Koren- Na.Tanbazar Jan-Na.Doctor Khepe Bollo Oi Miya TaHole Dar Kore Ki Korben.2014 R Calendar Julaiben.

183) Manush gulu keno je ki jonne ghorer bhaire ashe ami buji na. Manush jodi ghorer baire na ashto tahole to rasta- ghate jam hoto na.

184) Bager leje culkie kan. Akon jay amer pran. Ami cuti age age. Pechone korce taro bage. Bag mama maf koro more. Mogno cilam kaner ghure. Lejke vebe mecher kati. Akon bacar somvabnai mati.

185) "Fulsojjar rate" Bor tar natun bou ke.... Bor : sob kichu khule swimming pule namo.... Bou : keno !!! Bor : amar to cycle saranaor dokan, jole na dobale kthy futo bujhte pari na !!

186) Sir:Boloto Pinkey first time e ki dhukaile meyera chitker kore kade.Pinkey:What? Sirinkey vebe dekho paro kina.Pinkey:Sir ai catagory question kora Class e thik na.Sir:Tumi bujba kivabe tomar to biye hoyni J Nakful dhukaile chitker korba.Pinkey:Sorry

187) Soto bela amra boltam.Peter vitore Tormuj er bij gele vitore gach hoy.Anarosh kheye dudh khele manush mara jay.Ty Vitore jeno bij na pore khiyal Raikhen.R Anarosh kheye dudh khayen na

188) Bolun to eman ekta shakto jinis jeta ekta lomosh gorto-r modhye dhukiye nara nari korle khub satisfaction / aaram paoya jaay. Kee jinis seta ? Ans : Inhaler !! Apni kee bhebechilen ? ;-)

189) Salesgirl : Sir ekhane smoke korbenna please . Smoking allowed noy. Ronny : Kintu ami to cigarette apnar shop thekei kinechhi ! Salesgirl : Sir, amra to Condom -o bikri kori ...... ;-)

190) Ronny: Janis to ekta Bangladeshi meye amake aaj thappor merechhe. Bachchu : Keno ? Ronny : Janina yaar. Ami shudhu bolechhilam, apnader Dhaka jaaygata khub sundar ! ;-)

191) Biyer kayek bachhor par Shashur, Jamaike dhoreche. Shashur : Eki Amit, biyer 6 bachhorey amar meyer 6 khana bachcha hoye gelo ?! Jamai : Daddy, ami aapnake katha diyechhilam, ami jatoi garib hoinaa, aapnar Meyer pet kakhono khali rakhbona !

192) Husband : Tumi jadi Ranna korte paarte, Radhuni ke chhaatai (sack) kore ditaam. Wife : Tumi jadi kaajer kaaj ta korte paarte, Driver -ke chhaatai kore ditaam !

193) Ami ekta Jangia / brief design korechhi. Eman shakto je ota pore aapni jadi 10 tala theke jhaanpiye poren, aapnar MAATHA phete jaabe kintu Jangia phaatbena

194) Ekta meye urine test karate geche. Test report exchange hoye geche. Doctor bollo: Tumi pregnant ! Girl : 0h God ! Ekhan to mulo, gajar er opareo bharsa kara jay na

195) Mallika Sehrawat Baba Raamdeb ke jigges korlo : Ami chaan karar samay kee lagabo jate amar Jouban surakshita thake ? Baba bollo: . . . Bathroom -er darjaa !