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Bus-e sahajatri Ronny -ke : Public apanaake dhore petalo keno ? Ronny : Arre Kichchu naa. Bus -e amar passport photo pore gechhlio. Ami sudhu bollam, Madam apnar sari -ta tulun ami photo tulbo !212)
Ronny Phul-shajyar ghar theke beriyeche. Bondhura bollo : Boss, 3 din dhore Phul-shajya ? R: Hatachchara, aage bol, Vaseline -er jaygaay Favicol ke rekhechhlio ?213)
Ek daktar Rogir pechhone dourochche. Sabai jigges korlo : Kee hoyechhe ? Doctor : Haramjada 4 baar Nasbandi karate eseche, aar pratyek baar lome (pubic hair ) shave koriye paliye gechhe !214)
Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi Ami boli: Beta du paayer majhkhane ekta tokaa maaro, Agar dard nahi, to mard nahi ! ;-)215)
Teacher ami Pranir name bolbo tomra achoron bolba.Teacher og.Student:Gheo Gheo.Teacher:Cat:Meo Meo.Teacher:Lion.Student:Ah Ah Ah.Teacher:Haram jadara ami Leone bolinai Lion bolshe.216)
Teacher:11ta Foall er name bolo to.Boltu:Nihar Duita aam.Soniyar Duita Daab.Lotar Duita komola.Polyr Duita Tormuj.Munnir Duita Lebu.R amar Akta Kolaaaaaa.217)
Chotto ekta Meye chotto ekta Cheler NuNu dhore tantesilo.Cheleta rag hoye Meyer ta tan dewar jonno hat dilo khuje na peye Rag kore bollo Torta to chire felsos abar amar ta niye tanatani suru korchos.218)
Ronny-r chokh phule geche Protibeshi : Kee hoyeche ? Ronny : Wife mereche Protibesi : Kintu ami to jantam tomar wife Delhi geche ! Ronny : Han amio tai jantam !219)
Melody R Mala-D -r modhye pharak kee ? Melody Bachchader ananda korar janya R Mala-D Boro-der ananda karar janya !220)
Meyer Baba :Tumi amar meyeke kobe theke bhalobaso ? Chele : 3 maas aager theke Baba : Ami kikore biswas korbo? Chele : 6 maas wait korun, biswas hoye jabe !221)
Mahila Doctor ke : Sir, sex-er janya best time kokhon ? Doctor : Dupur 2-4 PM M : Keno ? D: Compounder oi somoy thakena, tai !222)
Phulsajyar Raate Bor : He bhagwan, amay shakti ar Guidance dao ! Bou : Shakti chao, Guide to ami kore debo ;-)223)
Girl : Ami tomake hridoy dite paarbo na ! Boy : Ami oto oporer katha bhabchhio na224)
Ekta lok train-e 3te bachcha niye travel korchhe. Ek passenger jigges korlo – Era ki apnar bachcha ? Lokta : Na. Ami ekta Condom factory te chakri kori. Era sab customer complaints.! >>> Husband wife –er jhagra hoyeche. Shute jawar samay husband bollo : night , 3 bachchar maa. Wife jabab dilo : good night ek bachchar baap !225)
Ronny : Janis amar bou jol –ke khub bhoy pay. Bandhu : Keno ? Ronny : Arre kalke ghore giye dekhi O bath-tub –eo Security guard -er sange bose achhe.