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242) Raat dutor samay ekta lok daughter-in-law –r ghar theke beriye gelo. Sasuri dekhlo, kintu kichu bollo na. Keno ? : : Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi ! ;-)

243) Meye : Maa amader gram – e military eseche Maa: Bhetore chole aay, oder swabhab bhalo naa. Meye : Maa ora Paki military. Maa: Tahole to murgi gulo keo bhetore niye aay.

244) Q: Purush R Mahilar madhye difference kee? A: Mahila Ekjan purusher kach theke anek jinis asha kore R Purush onek Mahilar kachh theke Ektai jinis asha kore ! ;-

245) Baba : Tomake ei meyetake biye korte hobe . O gunoboti, rupoboti, bhagyaboti. Chele : Kintu amake amar GF kei biye korte hobe , karon se Garbhaboti !

246) Jakhan ekta golap puro- puri phute jaay takhan : its ready to PLUCK R jakhan ekta meye 18 bacharer hoye jaay, she is ready to : : : VOTE ! Tumi kee bhebechlie ? Chhee ! ;-)

247) Ronny-r sange sadya alap haoya ekti meye Ronny-ke jigges korlo : Achcha tumi meyeder modhye kee dekho ? Ronny : Eta depend korche meye-ta aschhe na jachchhe tar opar. ;-)

248) Wife: 2mi amake kokhono ador koro na.. Hus: Ador na korle ei baccha ki net theke download korchi. Wife: na, eta toh tomar friend er pendrive theke neya.

249) Teacher porikkhar age student der porrache.. Karok, somas , bivokti porbe. Lingo ekto nere chere dekho.. R dhatu ashleo ashte pare..

250) Son: ma, 5 taka dao to.ma: keno?son: badam khabo.ma: badam khabi keno?son: sir class e bolesen, badam khele shokti and dom bare.ma: o tai. tahole 10 takanie ja. tor babar jonno 5 takar nie ashish.

251) ek jungle e ek jora pramik- pramikar gari nosto hoise) boy: tomake 1ta kiss kori? girl: tumi dekhi oi chorer moto.. j pura gari churi korar chance peyeo.. shudhu garir chaka churi korte chay.

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253) Ekjon Mohila Traffic Police k biye Kore. Tar bondhu take jighesh korlo. Man: Bondhu Tomar prothom rat kemon katlo.. Man2: Besi speed e jonno 100 tk, wrong site er jonno 200tk, helmet na thakar jonno 500tk jorimana koreche amar wife.

254) 1ta Chela toilet theka ashar somoi 1ta meya bollo! Excuse me! Apnar gait khola! Chela ti bollo! gait er darowan ka ki deka gesa?

255) 1lok biyer por "cn" kinte bazare gelo, but lojjay sa bolte parena.Tai se pant er "cain" khule dokandar ke bollo vai eitar ki " kacing" ache?