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Salesgirl : Sir ekhane smoke korbenna please . Smoking allowed noy. Ronny : Kintu ami to cigarette apnar shop thekei kinechhi ! Salesgirl : Sir, amra to Condom -o bikri kori ......62)
Bolun to eman ekta shakto jinis jeta ekta lomosh gorto-r modhye dhukiye nara nari korle khub satisfaction / aaram paoya jaay. Kee jinis seta ? Ans : Inhaler !! Apni kee bhebechilen ?63)
Ronny-r sange sadya alap haoya ekti meye Ronny-ke jigges korlo : Achcha tumi meyeder modhye kee dekho ? Ronny : Eta depend korche meye-ta aschhe na jachchhe tar opar.64)
Jakhan ekta golap puro-puri phute jaay takhan : its ready to PLUCK R jakhan ekta meye 18 bacharer hoye jaay, she is ready to : : : VOTE ! Tumi kee bhebechlie ? Chhee !65)
Ronny-r chokh phule geche Protibeshi : Kee hoyeche ? Ronny : Wife mereche Protibesi : Kintu ami to jantam tomar wife Delhi geche ! Ronny : Han amio tai jantam66)
Ekta lok train-e 3te bachcha niye travel korchhe. Ek passenger jigges korlo – Era ki apnar bachcha ? Lokta : Na. Ami ekta Condom factory te chakri kori. Era sab customer complaints.! >>> Husband wife –er jhagra hoyeche. Shute jawar samay husband bollo : Good night , 3 bachchar maa. Wife jabab dilo : good night ek bachchar baap !67)
Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi Ami boli: Beta du paayer majhkhane ekta tokaa maaro, Agar dard nahi, to mard nahi !68)
Tomake ei meyetake biye korte hobe . O gunoboti, rupoboti, bhagyaboti. Chele : Kintu amake amar GF kei biye korte hobe , karon se Garbhaboti !69)
Girl: na na plz, na. Amar voe lage. Boy: ate voyer ki ase? Sobai prothome voy pai. Rag kore meyeti bollo, Onnoder moto ami na. Plz.. Ami parbo na. Boy:lokkhi sona, amon koro na. Ami just dhukabo r ber korbo. Girl: assa, aste dhukaba, jate betha na lage. Boy: ok my heart. Girl: ore baba! Ata ato mota keno? Amar voe lagse. Ami morei jabo. Boy: chokh bondho kore rakho. Kokhon dhukabo r ber korbo tumi ter pabe na. G: o..o..ore baba, more gelam. Amar vitore batha korse, ore baba rokto ber hosse. Boy: akta injection nite ato ovinoy kora lage.70)
Shami estir sathe behde shuie ache...estir chule hath buliye..! Kadhe alto kore hath buliye golar nich diye pite diye hater nich diye ashe komorer niche ashe hothat shamir hath themye gelo...! Estri bollo " ki bapar...? Thamle keno....! Shami bollo: rimort peye gechi....! Tumi gumiye poro.....?71)
1 Matal 2 Tola Theke Janala Diye Pashab Korce,Tokhon r 1 Matal Bolce,Re Tor Pashab beye To Chor Uthe Jabe,A Kotha Sune Pothom Matal Bollo,Ami Ki Tor Moto Boka Naki,Ami Chere Chere Korchi Jate Chor Uthe R Pore Jay72)
Teacher:Ai chele tomar sobcheye Preo jinish ki? Sir amar Preo Jinish holo Dudh khawa.Hotath kore ak Meye bole othlo Sir o Mittha bolse Or Preo holo Tepa Tepie kora. Teacher:Mane? Chele:ki abar Or Mobile Tipesilam ty bolse73)
Girl: Jan R Na Ebar Ghumate Dao na, Sararat To Korla. Boy: Ajke Kono Thamathami nai, Sararat Cholbe. G: R Parcina sona R koto? B: Atei Tierd Hoyegeco Matro to 200bar Korlam, G: Ajker Moto Sere Dao Na Jan. B: Ok, R 50 ta Korbo Free Sms Paichi Ses Korte Hobe To..74)
Wife: Acca 2mi Amar Soriler Kon Jinisti Sob Somoy Tipte Chao, Kintu Paro Na... Hasband: Bolbona 2mi Rag Korbe... Wife: (hese) Na Rag Korbona Bolo,,, Hasband: 2mar Gola... Wife: Ki!...!!75)
1Mohila R 1Mohilake Bolteche..M1: Hamar Barir Dudh Oala, Khub Besi Besi Tipe. M2: Ki Tipe. M1: Calling bel. M2: Are Rakh Hamar Barir Paper Oala To Tipatipi Na Kore Direct Nich diye Dhuke Dey. M1: ki? M2: News Paper!!